Dog Cards with Quotes

Send a cute animal greeting card to your friends, family or co-workers, and send your message with style. You can add music and choose your own colors, fonts and even photos. 1. Step: Choose of one of our card categories or upload your own photo. 2. Step: Choose a Postcard . 3. Step: Fill out the Form and choose from a variety of songs. 4. Step: Preview and check the E-Card and send.

Drunk!...naught me - I'm Serfectly Pober Occifer!	Some people are about as helpful as a porcupine in a balloon factory.

Everything has beauty but not everyone sees it.	If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.


Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?	"I invented the internet" (Al Gore)


Work fascinates me. I could sit and watch it for hours.	Does the noise in my head bother you?


And on the eighth day God said, "O.K. Murphy. You take over.".	"They misunderestimated me!" (George W. Bush)


It's a great satisfaction knowing that for a brief point in time you made a difference.	I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.


I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck in my nose.	I am not weird, it's just that everyone else is.


Can't stop thinking about You	My Heart is Yours

It's so cold without You	Where are You??????

Longing for You	Just passing by to say Hi

Can't get enough of You	Meant to Be

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?	I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.


Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.	Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either.


A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks.	Everyone smiles in the same language.


OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO.	I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!